A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, "He's six feet and three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair."
Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge belly."
And the first woman says, "Who wants that one back?"
Math
Move 2 sticks; Make 4 equal squares; No sticks should stick out.
Science
Project due tomorrow.
NOTE TO SHRISTI: 10 drops in one cup, 20 drops in another.
ELA
Read 1 Hour, Write and Respond.
Janet: Remember to bring the cards.
te note to shristi sounds wrong
ReplyDelete^ wtf ?
ReplyDeleteStupid , it's for the science experiment . smh --;
Wow. That joke is...wow. Easier to get too. x]
ReplyDeletecorny -__-
ReplyDeleteI THOUGHT I WILL BE MORE PERVERTED
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