Homework: 10/14/10

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.


Spanish


Project (I'll put details in tomorrow).


Math


p203 Q-33-37, 27, 29, 30, 52.


Test tomorrow, quiz on Monday!


Science


4 Papers (from the entire class, not individually) - Asian, Latin, South American, Egyptian; and answer the questions on the paper he gave us.


We need to organize this if we want a 100 added to our average!


Social Studies


Essay, packet, outline and rough draft due Monday. Does not have to be typed - if you have bad handwriting (coughSharifulcoughRadhanathcough), you must type. Size 12/Times New Roman.


ELA


Read 1 Hour, Respond and Write.


NOTES:


Sign Senior Contract.