Cooking Class (HomeEd)

Credits to Sean.

Note - I didn't proofread this, so DON'T DIE OF A HEART ATTACK IF YOU SEE A SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL ERROR.

Thank you.

Shariful! Here's the recipe that retarted teacher gave us. Turns out it tastes really good! Copy and paste

 

Recipe for… Foods

            By: Sean/Rashandalla/Ceean/etc

            Keftedes or Greek Burgers

Ingredients-

1. 1LB of ground chopped meat

2. Diced onion

3. 1 table spoon of "4 seasons" bread crumbs (go to trade-fair)

4. 1 teaspoon of salt + 1/2 teaspoon of pepper

5. 2 eggs

Steps-

1. Mix all the ingredients into a SPLOTCH of red stuff and green things.

2. Pre -heat an oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit for an hour

3. If you don't have an oven or your mom uses it for pan space (like mine) use a frying pan/skillet

4. Have pan on medium to high heat and cook the patties for 6-8 minutes on each side. If you want em raw, then you didn't have to cook it anyway.

                        You say POTATO I say po-tat-o

These are mashed potatoes the really cheap way. The really, really cheap way

Ingredients-

1. Potatoes

2. Instant mashed potatoes from Idaho

3. butter

4.water

5. salt/pepper

Steps-

1. Boil the potatoes until cooked for about 10-12 minutes. (with the skin)

2. After done boiling, take out the potatoes and let them cool. After they have cooled, peel the skin off or keep a little bit if you like the skin in your mash potatoes.

3. (optional) If you want, you can peel the potatoes a bit thicker and use the ends to fry up some French fries

4.Beat the crap out of the potatoes in a bowl (with parent supervision. I don't want to see anyone coming to school without all 10 fingers).

5. Mix in your butter, salt, and pepper, and the instant mashed potato.

6.Use half of the instant mashed potato only.

7. Heat it up? Eat it. Don't give it to Shariful. He might just find out that Potatoes are vegetables.