Wanted to share a funny and dirty quote I found in the book I just bought, Platos and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar.
'A ninety year old man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, my eighteen-year old wife is expecting a baby."
The doctor said, "Let me tell you a story. A man went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella by mistake. When a bear suddenly charged at the man, he picked up the umbrella, shot the bear, and killed it.
The man said, "Impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear."
The doctor said, "My point exactly!"'
Comment if you get it ;)
Science
Bring in Materials on Wed. Setup and do Exp. before Wednesday, record data & time.
ELA
Finish your Empathy stuff, Read 1 Hour, Respond and Write.
omg i had to read it like 5 times to get it. 0.o nasty...
ReplyDeleteomg!! o_0 it took me a long time to understand it
ReplyDeleteIt took me no less than 1 second to get it. You Perv.
ReplyDeleteIt's from the book!
ReplyDeletewhat do we do for the empathy thing
ReplyDeleteI had to ask Sayeda what it meant. She called me stupid for not knowing.
ReplyDeleteI got that in the first try x]
ReplyDeletethats gross
ReplyDeleteprajwal
whats the empathy thing?
ReplyDeleteLMAO that was funny :')
ReplyDeletehmm 18 year old wife no point on figuring that out
ReplyDeletewat>????
ReplyDeletei dun get it... :'((